




This is Mr. Quackers, Damien Tepe's squirrel.
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Click here for a slide show of that day complete with the destruction photos.
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Some of my favorite interchanges of this experience have been:
#1. Me: The tree knocked the pole down and all of the power lines off of several houses on the street.
Duke Energy: Where is the tree now?
Me: On my car! (Laughing)
#2. Info: This driveway is across the street from mine.
Neighbor: My name is Rod and I live in that house (points), what are you doing parking in the driveway of my neighbors who are on vacation?!?
Me: Well, it's real hard to get under that tree to park right now.
#3. Billing Software Support: Hi Nicholas can you do a remote support so we can see your desktop?
Me: Nope. There's a list of reasons why I cannot do that. Would you like to hear some of them?
(Sound of a chainsaw ripping in the background 2 feet away)
Billing Support: Are they cutting down trees over there?
Me: No, I am.